Mr Ramly Burger

i had a burger ramly special and 3 pieces of dendeng for buka two nights ago. i am a happy muslim. ask anybody, who could resist burger ramly?? it is the patty fit for gods.

i dunno whats so special abt the patties. but theres just something mouth-watering, lip-smacking abt it.

speaking abt burger ramly, i found out from a reliable source that Mr Ramly of the ramly burger fame is a late thirties bachelor. he's extremely publicity shy and not that bad looking. and his eligibility rate goes up a few more notches cuz he is a millionaire many times over just from selling his humble beef/chicken patties. the dude also expanded his frozen patties line into frankfurters and hash browns.

i wonder why he is still single. K came up with many theories.

1. he's the busy entrepreneur who couldnt give a rat's ass abt settling down.

2. he's like batman. playboy millionaire. why settle for one woman when he can have any malay girl in kl? catwoman, bat girl, dr chase meridian, etc.

3. he's gay.

not another successful, eligible, but gay malay/muslim! how depressing!

i wish i could fix him up with someone. a man like him deserves someone really smart, nice and charismatic. none of those fame-hungry-money-grabbing-bimbotic-celebrities, please. a man who bestowed the world with such mouth-watering patties deserves someone soo much better.

i suggested marina mahathir. how abt that? good choice, right?

K said i am ridiculous and i have too much free time thinking abt nonsense things. yes, and i am the one who came up with 3 theories why mr ramly is still single!!

"pot, pot, why u calling kettle black?"

thats why we have been online friends since internet came into our lives in 1996. K, u rock my online world. u and i will always entertain each other with weird stories, facts and theories.

aint that some friendship?