K just told me something she did which was so ultra stupid. in order to make her feel less stupid, i will regale her (and you all) the times when i was/were stupid.
like the time i flushed away my movie tickets, 5 minutes after purchasing them.
like the time i pulled my skirt down to pee and sat on the toilet bowl and peed away. while my panties were still on.
like the time i convinced a friend to go to a party with me only to have the 'love of my life' (at that point of my 15-years old life) to totally hit it off with her and asked for her number secretly behind my back.
like the time when i pulled down my skirt for p.e. and only to pulled down my p.e. shorts as well and lo behold, me in my 'i love mum' panties. primary one.. chuckles. such an idiot.
like the time i was pissed at my fellow teacher trainee (who was posted in the same school as me). i had to do her work while she was happily skiving. i was so angry, i started stabbing a frozen packet of milk with a knife, only to stab my hand, holding the packet on the other end. bodoh kan?
like the time i wanted to 'borrow' the electricity-generated table lamp to bring it to the classrooms during a campfire, only to receive a 2nd degrees burn on my right palm, rushed to the hospital and suffer the blistering pain for the next 3 weeks. bengap.
okaaaay. is that enough stupid stories to satisfy your sick perverse nature, K? u not so bad. :)
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