tales from the weekend

last weekend was short of being perfect. husband picked me up and we had supper with the gang. saw cza's new gf and she's cute. (just like cza. well matched)

on saturday, went to banana leaf with husband's jpa/uk friends. apart from matridi, the rest of the gang were sabah(ians?) and sarawakians. we gorge ourself silly with unlimited amount of rice-curry-fried crispy salt-preserved cili padi (which exploded in your tummy after 5 minutes of eating it) and pappadoms. all that for 10rm. i had a great time, immersifying myself with new-found friends of different culture, race and religion.

at night, we convened at bar 38 (donald's house) and the husband and i (the only two non-alcoholic-drinkers) watched in amusement as they drank a myriad of alcohol (from greenish-algaeish-aniseed concoction, apparently [55percent alcohol] to a mexican liquour with a pickled worm suspended in the drink) husband commented that from the amount of alcohol they drink, they can rest assure that their digestive system is free-from bacteria.

liv told an amusing story of a crazy man in UK who is banned from all petrol stations as he was caught 'guzzling' petrol straight from the hose. how crazy is that?

and of coz, the whole night, we all were regaled with tales of how drunk matridi was last week when he, donald and the husband went for supper at subang to try some nasi lemak (the review had given it ten points plus 2 thumbs up).

matridi who was super sloshed, got so upset when the nasi lemak came salty and the sambal not nice, created a commotion at the eating joint. he yelled, "what? this is not ten plus two thumbs up! this is minus ten and two middle fingers!"

on sunday, we woke up for breakfast in the neighbourhood. came back, cleaned the house:
-washed the kitchen floors (greasy, cigarette ash, dirt, ants)
-washed the dishes of inconsiderate people who use the cutleries and just throw it inside the bloody sink and wait for a special singaporean maid to come and wash it for them
-washed two toilets
-cleaned the kitchen cabinets and ants-infested table tops [some people dont know how to discard a week's old pizza box]
-swept and mopped the living room
-re-arrange the furnitures and wiped the dining and coffee tables clean.)
-empty all the dustbins in the house and put the garbage out.

@!#$#%^$&$@

initially i thought its quite good to have a girl living in the same house (so she can boss the boys around to clean the house) but now i change my mind. apparently, some girls dont mind living in dirt and rubbish.

along the pj road, theres this freaking huge billboard which shows an ad for kitchen appliances called 'princess'. and the slogan goes like, "Every home MUST have a PRINCESS". husband and i laughed like mad when we first saw that.

and even after the tribal council vote, princess is still there!! the husband asked, "why do you hate princess?"

gee, how do i answer that?

next week when my brothers come up and stay at the house and if she goes around prancing about in her short-shorts and 'pretended' to be asleep in the living room couch, sprawled spread-eagle (post-coital porn style) while there are GUESTS in the living room, i will just go over and give her three tight slaps. [she has done this many times before!!]

four months to go. four months to go. i am looking forward to moving into our own apartment in august. biar kecik dan sempit. i dont mind as long as its clean, neat and most importantly, NO PRINCESS.

buts apart from that, the weekend was incredible. husband and i spent good quality time together (even during the cleaning), watched dvds and played dominoes.

i love my bee.