reason #627 why i love the husband

u were sleeping side by side when u were awoken up by a disgusting smell. u tried to hide under the covers but only to be at the source of where the smell came from. u were angry and wanted to punch him in his sleep. but as u leaned over and took a look at his face, sleeping, u stopped.

u marvelled at how innocent and serene he looked when he's asleep. his fists curled up into a ball and he was curled up in foetus-like-position. his breathing is heavy and rhythmic. u looked at him and yr heart grew ten-fold its size.

slowly, yr eyes started to get fuzzy and sleepy. u kissed him on his stubby-cheeks. he stirred in his sleep and called out yr name. he opened his arms wide and u snuggled in the warm and wonderful crook of his shoulders and arm. he enveloped you with a hug and went straight back to sleep.

u wondered if he was conscious or still in deep sleep when he did that. but whatever it is, u r smiling smugly and smelled his smell deep in his skin.

u suddenly remembered why u were awake at 3am in the first place. sometimes, flatulence can be a good thing.