doozy post

this is going to be one doozy of a post.

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last sat, i accompanied my grandma for a check-up and she had to go for an x-ray. after she was done, i went inside the room to help my grandma change. the changing room is inside the x-ray room. so while i was pulling my grandma's baju kurung over her head, i heard the voice of the radiologist outside saying, "Ok, take a deep breath and hold."

apparently, THAT idiot had taken an x-ray of another patient while my grandma and i were still in the changing room. i came out of the room, almost screaming my head off.

my youngest brother joked that now my son has been exposed to x-rays, whenever he gets angry, he will turn green. like incredible hulk. i got so upset that he had to quickly cheer me up, "but he looks like eric bana when normal. u know.. that handsome troy actor.."

oh ya hor. ok la. then i am not so pissed at the stupid radiologist.

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today, my school will be closed at 3pm because the following day, this fine institution where i work will be used as a nomination centre for the general election. thursday is a school holiday for us. HOORAY. i pity those teachers who's school are not chosen and have to come to work as per normal.

anyhow, just now, the canteen was swarming with the elections dept media pple. there are here to set up stuff and what nots. and i saw them EATING the canteen food!

hahahaha! i hope the food was super bad that the media pple are COMPELLED to do a story on the crappy food we serve here in our school. better still, tomoro on election day, as the would-be ministers come down to my school to cast their nominations, they go and grab a bite from the canteen.

jaya-kumar pls try that delicious cockroach-flavoured mee goreng! if the would-be ministers are smart, they would stick to the frozen and then reheated bbq chicken paus or siew mais which i eat almost on a daily basis. thats a safer bet.

but too bad the canteen will be closed as well. sigh. just imagine the drama channelnewsasia would have to unfold. nomination day and the would-be mps are down with ceret after eating beevee's canteen food! and get husband's aunt, rita to cover the breaking news!!

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anyhow, i have been sleeping on the mattress in my parents room for the past 3 days. my grandma has got the flu and i didnt wanna catch it from sharing the same bed with her. today i will go back to my bed cuz i have caught the flu. i have been sneezing, feeling woozy and nose running since morning.

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its the long weekend again. AIM is this saturday and my husband got tickets for me, my brother and his 2 friends. initially, i had a different set of people wanting to go but they got stuff to do.

anyhow, will be leaving on fri evening and coming home on monday. such a bliss. husband needs to work only on saturday night for the award show itself so i get to have him all for myself on sunday. 24-hours exclusive-wife-only access.

i still havent figured out what to wear for the award show. af is nominated for 2 awards. hope they win at least one. do they have a clothing line for big-breasted and big-bellied pregnant woman who wants to look hot but at the same time decent cuz her mother-in-law is coming to the award show as well?

next week, af and my husband will be flying off to bangkok for the mtv music awards. af nominated for best malaysian act. free holiday courtesy of mtv! woo hoo. i hope he buys me something wonderful from bangkok.

suddenly my husband's job scope is so happening. attending award shows, travelling, press conferences..

i,-the-desk-bound-and-white-board-writing-teacher is jealous. on another note, he is offered a job as a dj on a radio station. sounds like an excellent offer. its more stable and grounded in a sense. i am ra-ra-ing him to go for it. he has a nice, deep and unique voice compatible for radio. but if he goes for it, it would mean af would be manager-less. inside my head, i was shouting out, "whichever pays more!" but of course, i need to be politically correct and supportive by saying, "follow your heart."

you see, if you go kursus rumahtangga, they will teach you what are the rights things to say, and what you should not say. so za, when are you going?

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told u it would be a doozy of a post. i need to pack up my stuff and head home now. the police will be doing a clean sweep of the school premises. including looking through the teachers' cupboards and cabinets. i will purposely leave a HUGE box of KOTEX and TAMPONS scattered around my storage area. biar dorang geli.

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