the wedding of the year aka media circus has begun on monday morning. no, i did not get an invite. however, i caught the nikah on tv. nothing big deal or spectacular about the ceremony. the dulangs were so-so, the hantaran was ok je, the clothes were alright. so the rumour about the whole wedding costing RM12 million is a hoax. unless it really cost that much but the things just happened to look cheap. then, the couple should fire the wedding planner.
and speaking about the wedding, i am surprised that the ex-wife was not invited to the ceremony. afterall, the ex-wife was the one who introduced the couple together as the ex-wife was a huge fan of the bride. this reminded me of SDU's advertisement to get singles in sg to join their club and meet people many years back. the tag-line was 'this is just an introduction. the rest is up to you.' ex-wife must be regretful for that introduction then.
i missed watching singapore idol. i am rooting for hady. and enough of the crap about 'letting the malay boy win so he can endorse 7eleven.' thats just sour grapes talking. you dont follow the show, so you and you shouldnt comment. biarlah dia endorse 7eleven, yunnan haircare or whatever tom, dick and khairy company you can think of. endorsements means money, you fool! the only endorsements you get is for being the village idiot. and i dont think your village is even paying you.
speaking of khairy, dont go horseback riding with a pontianak unless you are single and available. and i you do go horseback riding, dont get caught. the only monkey shaking the tree is your pecker which couldnt stay still in your pants. if you all catch my drift.
i speak in codes. maybe i have the ja-syndrome. but if you have been reading the newspapers, you would know who and what i am talking about.
more updates from kay-el and the juicy and sordid stories later! (is this considered as ngumpat? internet style?)
5 comments:
eh, i didnt catch your drift leh.. i think i have drifted.. muahahah!!! ok lah, corny... but tell me leh! who the hell is khairy and the pontianak?
khairy is m'sia's pm son-in-law. he was seen going horseback riding with maya karin. apparently they r dating! kecoh kan? he denied having an affair with her but so many people knew this for a fact.
oh u mean its true?? when i read in the papers, I thought it's one of mahathir's people's nonsense...
ooh, its true man. he's a well-known playboy. he used to have a mistress who lived in the same condo apartment as one of the husband's friends. and he and that pontianak horseack riding date, i heard it from my brother-in-law who's friend saw them together.
the world is small la. nak buat taik dalam lubang cacing pun orang oleh tahu. interesting aa.
this is my life as a housewife in kl la. haha!
eh, you ah!!! duduk kat kl cari story to report to your sg readers ah? hee hee hee!!!
when are you coming home? i miss you liao! i want to hang out with you and abdullah, exchanging tales!
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