Eavesdropping On Raya

Conversation 1
Girl A: I cannot believe she is dating him! He is such a wine-opener!
Girl B: Whats a wine-opener?!
Girl A: What is the other name for a wine-opener?
Girl B: Cork screw?
Girl A: Precisely. He opens every wine bottle there is in his uni!

Conversation 2
Makcik 1: Dia tu datin tau.
Makcik 2: Iyeke? Datin tapi takde cutting macam datin pun..
Makcik 1: Tu lah, cuba kau bagi dia gunting. She can start looking like a datin by cutting her hair first.
Makcik 2: Kau ni terlalu literal.

Conversation 3
Cousin X: Eh anak dia tak cute. Kepala besar siots.
Cousin Y: Ah-ah. Macam bola rugby! *Cousin X and Cousin Y laughed like mad.*
Makcik Z: Amboi.. Pandai mengata anak orang tak cute. Ah, nanti aku nak tengok berapa cute la anak korang bila bini korang beranak nanti!
Cousin X to Cousin Y: Alamak! Kan nenek dia dah dengar. Nak ngumpat tak check blindspot!

Conversation 4
Auntie A: Eh, Give me a picture of your daughter la. So I can show to my son.
Auntie B: My daughter baru abis sekolah. Nak kerja dulu.
Auntie A: Takpe, bagi aje gambar. Kenal-kenal dulu.
Auntie B: My daughter still very young. Masak nasi pun belum pandai.
Auntie A: Its ok. Masak nasi mak mertua boleh ajar. Gambar tu kasi.

-->Coincidentally daughter was home and strolled into the living room. Auntie A pandang maut to the daughter to assess and evaluate. After leaving the house, Auntie A bent over and whispered to her son, "Tak lawa la untuk adik kau. Mulut dia lebar sangat!"

Amboi Auntie A, mulut tu cukup laser!!

Hahahahaha! I had so much fun eavesdropping during the raya season!