Conversations with Son

Son: "When I am 18 and can drive my own car, I think I can start calling my uncles by their name."

Me: "Really? How come?"

Son: "Because we all same size and I will be as tall as them. So I will call them Zain, Umar, Issa, Ali, Ali, Dol and David. All of them no need Ami or Uncle anymore."

Me: "How about Uncle Tomato? What are you going to call him? Just Tomato?"

Son: "No mama. I will call him Azreal. Like the cat in Smurfs!" *he laughed at his own joke*

Me: "Ok.. *rolled my eyes* How about your Habib? Are you going to call your Habib just Abdul Rahman?"

Son: "Of course not. His name is Abdul Marhan. You dont know ah?"

Me: *pengsan*